Редактирование: Руководство по напиткам

Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

=== Drink Strength ===
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A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in [[Surgery|surgery]] when applied externally.

'''A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you.''' <span class="mw-customtoggle-0" style="font-size:small; display:inline-block;"><span class="mw-customtoggletext">[Show/hide]</span></span> 

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0: Non-alcoholic.<br>
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring.<br>
11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring.<br>
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk.<br>
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects.<br>
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk.<br>
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk.<br>
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed.<br>
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced.<br>
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out.<br>
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.<br>
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===Basic Drink Ingredients===
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! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
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![[File:Absinthe.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Absinthe}}Absinthe
|80
|1 part Absinthe
|A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not.
||Has a chance to cause hallucinations. <br> '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Ale.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ale}}Ale
|65
|1 part ale
|A warm pint of delicious ale.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Amaretto.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amaretto}}Amaretto
|25
|1 part Amaretto
|A gentle and syrup like drink, tastes of almonds and apricots.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles Luini Amaretto
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe Juice}}Aloe Juice
|N/A
|1 part aloe juice
|A healthy and refreshing juice.
|30% chance to heal 1 toxin damage.  <br>'''To acquire:''' Juice aloe or grind aloe cream.
|-
![[File:Applejack_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Applejack}}Applejack
|20
|1 part applejack
|The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack. 
|-
![[File:Apple_juice.png]]
!{{anchor|Apple Juice}}Apple Juice
|N/A
|1 part apple juice
|The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages. Don't ask why it's green.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice an [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Apple|apple]]. 
|-
![[File:Banana_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Juice}}Banana Juice
|N/A
|1 part banana juice
|The raw essence of a banana. HONK
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage <br> '''To acquire:''' Grind or juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Beer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beer}}Beer
|25
|1 part beer
|A freezing pint of beer.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units [[Guide_to_food#Universal_Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry Juice}}Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?
|'''To acquire:''' Juice berries.
|-
![[File:Bitters.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bitters}}Bitters
|70
|1 part bitters
|A bartender's best friend
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 3 bottles of Bitters.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bungo Juice}}Bungo Juice
|N/A
|1 part bungo juice
|Exotic! You feel like you are on vacation already.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage <br> '''To acquire:''' Juice [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo fruit]]
|-
![[File:Carrot_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Juice}}Carrot juice
|N/A
|1 part carrot juice
|It is just like a carrot but without crunching.
|Heals eye damage. <br>'''To acquire:''' Juice carrots.
|-
![[File:Champagne_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Champagne}}Champagne
|40
|1 part champagne
|A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.
|'''To acquire:''' Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne. 
|-
![[File:Banana juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown's Tears}}Clown's Tears
|N/A
|1 part clown's tears
|Not very funny.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind some clown's tear soup.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee}}Coffee
|N/A
|1 part coffee
|Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Cognac_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cognac}}Cognac
|75
|1 part cognac
|Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Soy_milk_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Coconut}}Creme de Coconut
|20
|1 part creme de coconut
|A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Lime juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Menthe}}Creme de Menthe
|20
|1 part creme de menthe
|A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Chocolate glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Cacao}}Creme de Cacao
|20
|1 part creme de cacao
|A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Curacao.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Curacao}}Blue Curacao
|30
|1 part curacao
|Made with laraha oranges, for an aromatic finish. Beautifully blue
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. 5 Bottles of  Beekhof Blauw Curaçao in Booze-o-mat
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|N/A
|1 part Dr. Gibb
|Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.
|Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. <br>'''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:fernetglass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet}}Fernet
|80
|1 part Fernet
|Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.
|Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. <br>'''To acquire:''' In [[Hacking#Vending_Machines|hacked]] Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from an [[emag|emagged]] Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Garlic Juice}}Garlic Juice
|N/A
|1 part garlic juice
|Crushed (not juiced) [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]. [[Cook|Chefs]] love it. 
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a [[Cook|cook]]. Prevents [[Vampire|vampires]] from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u).<br>'''To acquire:''' Grind [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]. 
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin}}Gin
|45
|1 part gin
|It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. <br>...???
|-
![[File:Grappa.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grappa}}Grappa
|60
|1 part [[#Wine|wine]], 10 units [[Guide_to_food#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
|-
![[File:grenadine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grenadine}}Grenadine
|N/A
|1 part grenadine
|Delicious flavored syrup.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat.
|-
![[File:Ice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Glass of Ice}}{{anchor|Ice}}Glass of Ice
|N/A
|1 part ice
|Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...
|Cools down. <br>'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Hard_cider_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hard Cider}}Hard Cider
|25
|1 part hard cider
|Apple juice, for adults. 
|Cools down. <br>'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each. 
|-
![[File:Holy_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Holy Water}}Holy Water
|N/A
|1 part holy water
|A glass of holy water.
|Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals [[Cult|cultism]]. <br>'''To acquire:''' Have the [[Chaplain]] hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the [[Chapel]].
|-
![[File:Kahlua_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kahlua}}{{anchor|Kahlúa}}Kahlúa
|45
|1 part Kahlúa
|DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. <br>'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 [[#Coffee|coffee]] + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 5 [[Guide_to_food#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice
|N/A
|1 part lemon juice
|Sour...
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|N/A
|1 part Lemon-Lime
|You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.
|Cools down if overheated. <br>'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice
|N/A
|1 part lime juice
|A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.
|20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage.  <br>'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Menthol}}Menthol
|N/A
|1 part menthol
|Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.
|Prevents coughing.<br>'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
|-
![[File:Milk_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Milk}}Milk
|N/A
|1 part milk
|White and nutritious goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[Guide_to_food#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]]. <br>'''To acquire:''' Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from [[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Cream_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream}}{{anchor|Milk Cream}}Milk Cream
|N/A
|1 part cream
|Ewwww...
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. <br>'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
|-
![[File:Ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Navy Rum}}{{anchor|Navy Rum}}Navy Rum
|N/A
|1 part navy rum
|Splice the mainbrace, and God save the King. It's white rum
|'''To acquire:'''. In Booze Dispenser, In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Pride of the Union Navy-Strength Rum.
|-
![[File:Nothing_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nothing}}Nothing
|N/A
|1 part nothing
|Absolutely nothing.
|Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them. <br>'''To acquire:''' [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Mimana|Mimanas]]. 
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice
|N/A
|1 part orange juice
|Vitamins! Yay!
|30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage. <br>'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
|-
![[File:Parsnip_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Parsnip Juice}}Parsnip Juice
|N/A
|1 part parsnip juice
|Why...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice a [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Parsnip|parsnip]].
|-
![[File:Peach_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peach Juice}}Peach Juice
|N/A
|1 part peach juice
|Just peachy.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in [[Maintenance|maintenance]]. 
|-
![[File:Pineapplejuice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pineapple_Juice}}Pineapple Juice
|N/A
|1 part pineapple juice
|Tart, tropical, and hotly debated.
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
|-
![[File:Poison_berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Poison Berry Juice}}Poison Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part poison berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?
|Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. <br>'''To acquire:''' Juice poison berries.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato Juice
|N/A
|1 part potato juice
|Bleh...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice potatoes.
|-
![[File:Rum_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum}}Rum
|60
|1 part rum
|Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:sakecup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sake}}Sake
|70
|1 part sake
|A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units [[Guide_to_food#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Soda_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soda Water}}Soda Water
|N/A
|1 part soda water
|Why not make a scotch and soda?
|Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. <br>'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Sol_dry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sol Dry}}Sol Dry
|N/A
|1 part Sol Dry
|A soothing, mellow drink made from ginger.
|Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]]. <br>'''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Sol Dry in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. 30 units in each can. 
|-
![[File:Soy_milk_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Milk}}Soy Milk
|N/A
|1 part soy milk
|White and nutritious soy goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. <br>'''To acquire:''' Biogenerator or from [[File:Soymilk.gif]] Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Space_cola_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|N/A
|1 part Space Cola
|A glass of refreshing Space Cola.
|Cools down if overheated. <br>'''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|N/A
|1 part Space Mountain Wind
|Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.
|Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. <br>'''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_up_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|N/A
|1 part Space-Up
|Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.
|Cools down if overheated. <br>'''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tea}}Tea
|N/A
|1 part tea
|Drinking it from here would not seem right.
|Similar to coffee but also removes jitteriness and a small amount of toxins.<br> '''To acquire:''' Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teqilla_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila}}Tequila
|70
|1 part tequila
|Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Toechtauese.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toechtauese Juice}}Toechtauese Juice
|N/A
|1 part Toechtauese Juice
|Raw, unadulterated töchtaüse juice. One swig will fill you with regrets.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice toechtauese Berries
|-
![[File:Toechtauese.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toechtauese Syrup}}Toechtauese syrup
|N/A
|6 parts Toechtauese Juice, 4 parts Sugar
|A harsh spicy and bitter syrup, made from töchtaüse berries. Useful as an ingredient, both for food and cocktails
|
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Juice}}Tomato Juice
|N/A
|1 part tomato juice
|Are you sure this is tomato juice?
|20% chance to heal 1 burn damage. <br>Blood shows the same way. <br>'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Tonic_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tonic Water}}Tonic Water
|N/A
|1 part tonic water
|Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. <br>'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Orange juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Sec}}Triple Sec
|30
|1 part triple sec
|A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.
|'''To acquire:''' In a booze dispenser.
|-
![[File:Vermouth_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vermouth}}Vermouth
|45
|1 part vermouth
|You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka
|65
|1 part vodka
|The glass contain wodka. Xynta.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 [[#Potato Juice|potato juice]] + 5 [[Guide_to_food#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Water}}Water
|N/A
|1 part water
|The father of all refreshments.
|'''To acquire:''' Sinks. Watertanks.
|-
![[File:Watermelon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice
|N/A
|1 part watermelon juice
|A glass of watermelon juice. 
|'''To acquire:''' Juice watermelon slices.
|-
![[File:Welder_fuel_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Welder Fuel}}Welder Fuel
|N/A
|1 part welding fuel
|Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.
|Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. <br>'''To acquire:''' Find a Welding fuel tank.
|-
![[File:Whiskeyemoji.png|25px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey}}Whiskey
|75
|1 part whiskey
|A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Wine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wine}}Wine
|35
|1 part wine
|A very classy looking drink.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]] + 5 [[Guide_to_food#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (10u enzyme instantly turns it into grappa).
|}

===Mixed Drinks===
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! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Acid Spit}}Acid Spit
|70
|3 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
|
|-
![[File:Agua.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Agua Fresca}}Agua Fresca
|N/A
|4 parts [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 2 parts [[#Water|water]], 2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|A refreshing watermelon agua fresca.
|Cools down if overheated and reduces toxins. Results in 3 parts instead of 10. 
|-
![[File:Alexander.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Alexander}}Alexander
|50
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.
|If you have a shield it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points.<br>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Allies Cocktail}}Allies Cocktail
|45
|1 part [[#Classic Martini|Classic Martini]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A drink made from your allies.
|Refers to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Entente Triple Entente]: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin. 
|-
![[File:Aloe.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe}}Aloe
|35
|3 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 2 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|Very, very, very good.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander_Amaretto.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amaretto Alexander}}Amaretto Alexander
|35
|1 part [[#Amaretto|Amaretto ]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is in fact as gentle as it seems.
|
|-
![[File:Amasec.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amasec}}Amasec
|35
|1 part Iron, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|Always handy before COMBAT!!!
|[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amasec Warhammer 40k drink]
|-
![[File:Andalusia.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Andalusia}}Andalusia
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]
|A nice, strangely named drink.
|
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Anti-Freeze}}Anti-Freeze
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The ultimate refreshment.
|Heats you up if you are frozen. 
|-
![[File:Arnold_palmer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Arnold Palmer}}Arnold Palmer
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lemonade|lemonade]], 1 part [[#Iced Tea|Iced tea]]
|Encourages the patient to go golfing.
|
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Atomic Bomb}}Atomic Bomb
|N/A
|10 parts [[#B-52|B-52]], 1 part Uranium
|Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
|Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:B-52.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|B-52}}B-52
|85
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]]
|Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-52_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bacchus_blessing.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacchus' Blessing}}Bacchus' Blessing
|300
|1 part [[#Hooch|Hooch]], 1 part [[#Absinthe|absinthe]], 1 part [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]], 1 part [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]]
|Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.
|Can kill you if you drink enough. 
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bahama Mama}}Bahama Mama
|35
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Kahlúa|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]]
|Tropic cocktail.
|Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Honk}}Banana Honk
|60
|1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Laughter|laughter]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A drink from Clown Heaven.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage. 
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Barefoot}}Barefoot
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Barefoot and pregnant.
|Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
|-
![[File:Bastionbourbon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bastion Bourbon}}Bastion Bourbon
|30
|1 part tea, 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.
|When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Bastion_Bourbon Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beepsky Smash}}Beepsky Smash
|60
|2 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part Iron
|Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
|Summons a stream of [[Guide_to_robotics#Securitron|securitron]] hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of [[Security|security]], you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5. 
|-
![[File:between_the_sheets.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Between the Sheets}}Between the Sheets
|55
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|A provocatively named classic.
|Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you.<br>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Between_the_Sheets_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk
|15
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
|10% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian
|70
|3 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Blank_paper_drink.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blank_Paper}}Blank Paper
|20
|1 part [[#Silencer|Silencer]], 1 part [[#Nothing|nothing]], 1 part [[#Nuka_Cola|Nuka Cola]]
|A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.
|Heals and mutes mimes.  
|-
![[File:Blazaam_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blazaam}}Blazaam
|70
|1 part [[#Peach_Juice|peach juice]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Bluespace_Dust|Bluespace Dust]]|{{RecursiveChem/Bluespace_Dust}}}}, 2 parts [[#Gin|gin]]
|The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.
|Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4. 
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary
|55
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts  [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
|Restores blood. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(cocktail) IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bluecherryshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part [[Guide_to_food#Blue Cherry Jelly|blue cherry jelly]]
|A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Booger}}Booger
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]]
|Ewww...
|
|-
![[File:BrancaMenta.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Branca Menta}}Branca Menta
|35
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|Creme de Menthe]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.
|Cools you down if overheated. Causes a tick of 35 stamina damage when first drank.
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull
|60
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
|Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:Bug_spray.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bug Spray}}Bug Spray
|50
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon_Lime|lemon lime]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.
|Deals 1 toxin per tick to [[Mothpeople|mothpeople]] and [[Guide_to_races#Flypeople|flypeople]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Caramelshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|CaramelMilkshake}}Caramel Milkshake
|N/A
| 1 parts cream, 1 parts caramel, 1 parts ice
|A caramel flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Cinderelladrink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cinderella}}Cinderella
|N/A
|10 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 10 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 5 parts [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 5 parts [[#Ice|ice]], 20 parts [[#Sol_Dry|Sol Dry]], 2 parts [[#Bitters|bitters]]
|Most definitely a cocktail and something you can drink with the girls.
|Not really
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting
|50
|2 part [[#Lemon-Lime|lemon-lime]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]]
|A stingy drink.
|Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Cherryshake.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part [[Guide_to_food#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly.]]
|A cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate}}Chocolate
|N/A
|5 parts [[#Water|water]], 1 part Coco Powder
|Tasty.
|Heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Milk}}Chocolate Milk
|N/A
|3 parts [[#Dutch_Hot_Coco|Hot Coco]], 2 parts Coco Powder, under 300K temperature. 
|Tasty. 
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[Guide_to_food#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]]. 
|-
![[File:Choccyshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Milkshake}}Chocolate Milkshake
|N/A
| 1 parts cream, 1 parts cocoa powder, 1 parts ice
|A frosty chocolate milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
|5 parts Cocoa, 5 parts Cream, 2 part Egg Yolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini
|60
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_%28cocktail%29 IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Cafelatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee Latte}}{{anchor|Cafe Latte}}Cafe Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:Cream_soda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream Soda}}Cream Soda
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Soda_Water|soda water]], 2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part vanilla
|A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.
|Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5. 
|-
![[File:crevicespike.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crevice Spike}}Crevice Spike
| -10
|2 parts [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 4 parts [[#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin]]
|Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.
|It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out.<br>[http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Crevice_Spike Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre
|50
|3 parts [[#Rum and Coke|Rum and Coke]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.
|Heals revolutionaries.<br>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Libre IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demons Blood
|75
|1 part [[#Space Mountain Wind|Space Mountain Wind]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part blood, 1 part [[#Dr. Gibb|Dr. Gibb]]
|Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
|Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Devil's Kiss}}Devil's Kiss
|70
|1 part Blood, 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Creepy time!
|Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}Doctor's Delight
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part  [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
|Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless your roundstart job is in the medical department, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini
|65
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Gin|gin]]
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing
|-
![[File:Drunkenblumpkin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin
|50
|1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice
|A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
|
|-
![[File:Duplex_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duplex}}Duplex
|25
|2 parts [[#Hard_Cider|hard cider]], 1 part [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]], 1 part [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
|
|-
![[File:Nog2.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Eggnog}}Eggnog
|1
|2 parts [[Guide_to_food#Egg Yolk|egg yolk]], 5 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 5 parts [[#Cream|cream]]
|For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
|
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise
|35
|1 part [[#Ale|ale]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]]
|The surprise is, it's green!
|
|-
![[File:fanciulli.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fanchiulli}}Fanciulli
| -10
|1 part [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]]
|What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?
|Reduces satiety. Sobers you up. Causes a tick of 20 stamina damage when first drank.<br>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernet#Cocktails Existing drink.]
|-
![[File:FernetCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet Cola}}Fernet Cola
|25
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Cola|Cola]]
|A very popular and bittersweet digestive, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.
|Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
|-
![[File:Fetching_fizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fetching Fizz}}Fetching Fizz
|10
|1 part [[#Nuka Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part Iron
|Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.
|Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Fetching_Fizz Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:fringeweaver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fringe Weaver}}Fringe Weaver
|90
|9 parts Ethanol, 1 part [[Guide_to_food#Sugar|sugar]]
|Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.
|[http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Fringe_Weaver Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:Gibbfloats.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats
|N/A
|5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream
|Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
|
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz
|45
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_%28cocktail%29#Gin_Fizz IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
|-
![[file:Ginger_Amaretto.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ginger Amaretto}}Ginger Amaretto
|30
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|Amaretto]], 1 part [[#Sol_Dry|Sol Dry]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The sprig of rosemary adds a nice aroma to the drink, and isn't just to be pretentious afterall!
|
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic
|25
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
|
|-
![[File:Godfather.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Godfather}}Godfather
|50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|A classic from old Italy and enjoyed by gangsters, pray the orange peel doesnt end up in your mouth.
|
|-
![[File:Godmother.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Godmother}}Godmother
|50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A lovely fresh smelling cocktail, a true Sicilian delight.
|
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager
|25
|10 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Gold
|100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grapesoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grape Soda}}Grape Soda
|N/A
|1 part [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]], 1 part soda water
|Beloved of children and teetotalers.
|Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Grasshopper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grasshopper}}Grasshopper
|25
|5 parts cream, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 5 parts creme de cacao
|A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Green_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer
|25
|10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part Green Crayon Powder
|A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.
|Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grog}}Grog
|1
|1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fine and cepa drink for Space.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Hearty_punch.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hearty Punch}}Hearty Punch
|90
|5 parts [[#Brave Bull|Brave Bull]], 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]], 5 parts [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] (requires temperature of 315)
|Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.
|Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Hearty_Punch Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Helianthus.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Helianthus}}Helianthus
|75
|1 part [[Guide to drinks#Absinthe|absinthe]], 1 part [[Guide to chemistry#Mindbreaker Toxin|Mindbreaker Toxin]], 1 part sugar
|A dark yet radiant mixture of absinthe and hallucinogens. The choice of all true artists.
|Causes hallucinations.
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hippie's Delight}}Hippie's Delight
|N/A
|1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
|Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|The Juice}}The Juice
|50
|1 part [[#Mushroom Tea|Mushroom Tea]], 1 part Bluespace Dust, 1 part Mindbreaker Toxin, 1 part [[#Neurotoxin|Neurotoxin]], 1 part Morphine.
|A concoction of not-so-edible things that apparently lets you feel like you're in two places at once.
|Lets the drinker see bluespace tears in reality, allowing them to freely teleport from one end to the other, akin to the "Bluespace Prophet" trauma.
|-
![[File:Hivemind_eraser.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hivemind Eraser}}Hivemind Eraser
|40
|2 parts [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|Grenadine]], 1 part [[#Thirteen Loko|Thirteen Loko]]
|A vessel of pure flavor. For when even mindshields can't save you.
|See [[Hivemind_Host|Hivemind Host]]. 
|-
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch
|100
|2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 unit [[Guide_to_food#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants. 
|[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hooch Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era.]
|-
![[File:Hot_ice_coffee.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Ice Coffee}}Hot Ice Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Hot_Ice_Slush|Hot Ice Slush]]|{{RecursiveChem/Hot_Ice_Slush}}}}
|A sharp drink. This can't have come cheap. 
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and deals 1 toxin damage. 
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer
|15
|5 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]  '''''or'''''  10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[Guide_to_food#Frost Oil|frost oil]]
|A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
|Cools you down if overheated
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Tea|tea]]
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
|-
![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Ale|ale]]
|An Irish car bomb.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Car_Bomb Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee
|35
|2 parts [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 2 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish_Cream}}Irish Cream
|50
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_cream Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Italiancoco.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Italian Hot Chocolate}}Italian Hot Chocolate
|N/A
| 5 parts [[#Dutch_Hot_Coco|Hot Coco]], 4 parts whipped cream, 1 parts corn starch
|An extra thick hot chocolate filled with love.
|
|-
![[File:Jack_rose.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Jack Rose}}Jack Rose
|15
|2 parts [[#Applejack|applejack]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Rose_(cocktail) Exists in real life]
|-
![[File:Kamikaze.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kamikaze}}Kamikaze
|60
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|Divinely windy.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Kortara.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kortara}}Kortara
|N/A
|Ferment [[#Korta Nut|korta nuts]]
|A sweet, milky nut-based drink enjoyed on Tizira. Frequently mixed with fruit juices and cocoa for extra refreshment.
|The fermented nectar of the Korta nut, as enjoyed by lizards galaxywide.
|-
![[File:Lemonade.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemonade}}Lemonade
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]], 2 parts water, 1 part [[Guide_to_food#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]]
|Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|
|-
![[File:Lizardwine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lizard Wine}}Lizard Wine
|45
|1 Lizard Tail, 100 units Ethanol
|An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.
|Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]]. 
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]]
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan
|30
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan Project}}Manhattan Project
|45
|10 parts [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium
|A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Mauna_loa.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mauna Loa}}Mauna Loa
|40
|2 parts [[#Bahama_Mama|Bahama Mama]], 2 parts [[Guide_to_food#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlua]]
|Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart!
|Can make you very hot. 
|-
![[File:Mead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead
|30
|2 units Honey, 5 units [[Guide_to_food#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Mojito.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mojito
|30
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[Guide_to_food#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Soda water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojito IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Moonshine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|95
|5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units [[Guide_to_food#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|
|-
![[File:Moscow_mule.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moscow Mule}}Moscow Mule
|30
|5 parts [[#Sol_Dry|Sol Dry]], 5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice
|A chilly drink that reminds you of the Derelict.
|
|-
![[File:Narsour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Narsour}}Narsour
|10
|1 part [[blood]], 1 parts [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Demons Blood|demons blood]]
|A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!
|Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nuka Cola}}Nuka Cola
|N/A
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
|Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up and gives you higher speed. <br>[http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola Reference to Fallout.]
|-
![[File:Old_timer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Old Timer}}Old Timer
|35
|3 parts [[#Whiskey_Soda|whiskey soda]], 2 parts [[#Parsnip_Juice|parsnip juice]], 1 part [[#Alexander|Alexander]]
|An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.
|Makes you older. And older, and older. 
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Neurotoxin}}Neurotoxin
|50
|1 part Morphine, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
|Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by [[Guide_to_chemistry#Neurine|Neurine]]. 
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|N/A
|1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
|Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy<br>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
|-
![[File:Painkiller_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Painkiller}}Painkiller
|20
|5 parts [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 4 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)
|Gives a small painkiller bonus, used when treated with [[Medical_items#Bone_Gel|bone gel]]. 
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Patron}}Patron
|60
|10 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part Silver
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patr%C3%B3n Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:PepperminPatty.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peppermint Patty}}Peppermint Patty
|25
|6 parts [[#Dutch Hot Coco|hot coco]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.
| Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
|-
![[File:Pina_colada.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pina_Colada}}Pina Colada
|40
|3 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum.
|Results in 5 parts instead of 6. 
|-
![[File:Planet_cracker.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Planet Cracker}}Planet Cracker
|50
|2 parts [[#Champagne|champagne]], 2 parts [[#Lizard_Wine|lizard wine]], 1 part [[Guide_to_food#Egg_Yolk|egg yolk]], 1 part gold
|This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.
|Results in 4 parts instead of 6. (If one part is 5 units, three units egg yolk will be left over and have to be filtered out, scales. Haven't done the math yet, to see what is really needed)
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pruno}}Pruno
|85
|First make pruno mix by crafting it (via the crafting menu) with the following ingredients: 1 trashbag, 1 slice of [[Guide_to_food#Moldy_Bread|moldy bread]], 4 grown edible plants, 2 candy corn and of 15 units water. Put the newly created mix in a toilet or washing machine and wait 30 seconds.  
|Fermented prison wine made from fruit, sugar, and despair. Security loves to confiscate this, which is the only kind thing Security has ever done.
|[[Status_Effects#Disgust|Disgusting]]. 
|-
![[File:Pumpkinlatte.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pumpkin Latte}}Pumpkin Latte
|N/A
|5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream
|A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
|
|-
![[File:Quadrupesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quadruple Sec}}Quadruple Sec
|35
|5 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 5 parts [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 5 parts [[#Grenadine|grenadine]]
|Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.
|Heals people with security personnel livers 1 damage in all body parts per tick. 
|-
![[File:Quintiplesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quintiple Sec}}Quintiple Sec
|55
|5 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 5 parts [[#Clown's Tears|clown's tears]], 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|syndicate bomb]]
|Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.
|Heals people with security personnel livers 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Has a high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
|-
![[File:RedMead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead
|31
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part blood
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
|
|-
![[File:Red_queen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Queen}}Red Queen
|N/A
|6 parts [[#Tea|tea]], 2 parts [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|mercury]], 1 part [[Guide_to_food#Pepper|black pepper]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Growth_Serum|Growth Serum]]|{{RecursiveChem/Growth_Serum}}}}
|DRINK ME.
|Randomly changes your size while it's in your system. 
|-
![[File:Royroger.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Roy Rogers}}Roy Rogers
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|Grenadine]]
|90% sugar in a glass.
|Induces a sugar rush.
|-
![[File:Rubberneck.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rubberneck}}Rubberneck
|60
|5 parts [[#Grey_Bull|Grey Bull]], 4 parts ethanol, 1 part [[Guide_to_food#Astrotame|astrotame]]
|A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
|Makes you immune to shocks. 
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum and Coke}}Rum and Coke
|40
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|space cola]]
|The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
|
|-
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten
|70
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
|Heats you up if you are frozen<br>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sbiten Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver Cocktail
|55
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
|CE, engineers and atmos techs will heal toxin if they're irradiated and drink this.<br>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Shirley.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Shirley Temple}}Shirley Temple
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Sol_Dry|Sol Dry]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|Grenadine]]
|Ginger ale with processed grenadine. 
|Reduces disgust
|-
![[File:Sidecar.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sidecar}}Sidecar
|45
|2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidecar_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Silencer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer
|59
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[Guide_to_food#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from mime Heaven.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo
|35
|5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|A blue-space beverage.
|
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White
|35
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]]
|A cold refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]]
|A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.	
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:Squirtcider.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Squirt Cider}}Squirt Cider
|40
|1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment
|Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.
|[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Squirt_Cider Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Stinger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Stinger}}Stinger
|25
|10 parts cognac, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|A snappy way to end the day.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinger_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:sugarrush.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar Rush}}Sugar Rush
|10
|2 parts [[Guide_to_food#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.
|Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food.<br>[http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Sugar_Rush Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb
|90
|1 part [[#Whiskey Cola|Whiskey Cola]], 1 part [[#Beer|beer]]
|A syndicate bomb.
|Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise
|45
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]]
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
|Causes glowing. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila_Sunrise_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf
|100
|1 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 2 parts [[#Ale|ale]]
|A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
|Heals people with the dwarf mutation. [http://bay12games.com/dwarves/ Reference to Dwarf Fortress]
|-
![[File:Orangeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko
|80
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.
|Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or '''melt your eyes out if already blind''', 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack. 
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Three Mile Island Iced Tea}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|10
|10 parts [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special
|25
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 2 parts Plasma
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! '''CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!'''
|Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
|-
![[File:Trappist_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Trappist Beer}}Trappist Beer
|40
|2 parts [[#Ale|ale]], 2 parts [[#Holy_Water|holy water]], 1 part [[Guide_to_food#Sugar|sugar]]
|A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.
|If you're a [[Chaplain|chaplain]] it reduces [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jittering]], [[Status_Effects#Stuttering|stuttering]] and heals 2.5 burn per tick.  
|-
![[File:Triplecitrus.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Citrus}}Triple Citrus
|N/A
|1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice
|Triple the citrus, triple the fun.
|Can be used to make [[Guide to chemistry#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 3. 
|-
![[File:Turbo.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Turbo}}Turbo
|85
|2 parts [[#Moonshine|moonshine]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Nitrous_Oxide|Nitrous Oxide]]|{{RecursiveChem/Nitrous Oxide}}}}, 1 part [[#Sugar_Rush|Sugar Rush]], 1 part [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.
|Regenerates your [[Health#Stamina|stamina]] faster the more drunk you are. 
|-
![[File:Vanillashake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Milkshake}}Vanilla Milkshake
|N/A
| 1 parts cream, 1 parts vanilla, 1 parts ice
|A vanilla flavored milkshake. The basics are still good.
|
|-
![[File:Vanillapudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding
|N/A
| 5 parts cream, 5 parts vanilla, 2 parts eggyolk
|A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic
|70
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini
|65
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part  [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]]
|Ultimate refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Whiskey_sour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Sour}}Whiskey Sour
|35
|1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part sugar
|Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
|
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian
|50
|5 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 3 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Wizz_fizz.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wizz_Fizz}}Wizz Fizz
|50
|1 part [[#Champagne|champagne]], 1 part [[#Soda_Water|Soda Water]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]]
|A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild. 
|Heals [[#Wizard|wizards]] 1 of every damage type per tick. 
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|..What?}}..What?
|N/A
|Fail a recipe
|You can't really tell what this is.
|You get this when there is something else in the glass
|}

==== Lizard Drinks ====
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Drinks with Tizirian origins.
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Drunken_espatier.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Drunken Espatier}}Drunken Espatier
|
|2 part [[#Mushi Kombucha|mushi kombucha]], 2 parts [[#Moonshine|moonshine]], 1 part berry juice
|Look, if you had to get into a shootout in the cold vacuum of space, you'd want to be drunk too.
|A drink to make facing death easier.
|-
![[File:Shroomy_bottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mushi Kombucha}}Mushi Kombucha
|N/A
|3 parts [[#Mushroom Tea|mushroom tea]], 2 parts [[Guide_to_food#Korta Nectar|korta nectar]], 1 part [[Guide_to_food#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A popular summer beverage on Tizira, made from sweetened mushroom tea.
|A glass of (slightly alcoholic) fermented sweetened mushroom tea. Refreshing, if a little strange.
|-
![[File:Mushroom_tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mushroom Tea}}Mushroom Tea
|N/A
|1 part [[Guide_to_food#Mushroom Powder|mushroom powder]], 5 parts water
|A savoury glass of tea made from polypore mushroom shavings, originally native to Tizira.
|Oddly savoury for a drink. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Protein_blend.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Protein Blend}}Protein Blend
|
|1u organic slurry, 1u korta flour, 1u blood, 2u ethanol
|A vile blend of protein, pure grain alcohol, korta flour, and blood. Useful for bulking up, if you can keep it down.
|Vile, even by lizard standards.
|-
![[File:Sea_breeze.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sea Breeze}}Sea Breeze
|
|3 parts [[#Kortara|kortara]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]]
|Light and refreshing with a mint and cocoa hit- like mint choc chip ice cream you can drink!
|Minty, chocolatey, and creamy.
|-
![[File:Triumphal_arch.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triumphal Arch}}Triumphal Arch
|
|5 part [[#Mushi Kombucha|mushi kombucha]], 2 parts [[#Grappa|grappa]], 2 parts lemon juice, 1 part gold
|A drink celebrating the Lizard Empire and its military victories. It's popular at bars on Unification Day.
|A toast to the Empire, long may it stand.
|-
![[File:White_tiziran.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|White Tiziran}}White Tiziran
|50
|5 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 3 part [[#Kortara|kortara]]
|A mix of vodka and kortara. The Lizard imbibes.
|I had a rough night and I hate the fucking humans, man.
|}

==== Mothic Drinks ====
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Drinks with Mothic origins. 
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![[File:Admirality.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Admiralty}}Admiralty
|100
|5 parts [[#Navy Rum|Navy rum]], 1 part [[#Fernet|fernet]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]] 
|A refined, bitter drink made with navy rum, vermouth and fernet.
|
|-
![[File:Darknstormy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dark and stormy}}Dark and stormy
|50
|3 parts [[#Rum|Rum]], 7 part [[#Sol_Dry|Sol Dry]]
|A classic drink arriving to thunderous applause.
|
|-
![[File:Longjohn.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Long John Silver}}Long John Silver
|50
|4 part [[#Navy Rum|Navy rum]], 1 part [[#Bitters|bitters]], 5 part [[#Lemonade|lemonade]]
|A long drink of navy rum, bitters, and lemonade. Particularly popular aboard the Mothic Fleet as it's light on ration credits and heavy on flavour.
|
|-
![[File:Longhaul.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Long Haul}}Longhaul
|35
|4 part [[#Navy Rum|Navy rum]], 3 part [[#Curacao|curacao]], 2 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Bitters|bitters]], 15 part [[#Soda water|sodawater]] 
|A perfect companion for a lonely long haul flight
|
|-
![[File:Saltandswell.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|File:Salt and swell}}Salt and swell
|60
|4 part [[#Navy Rum|Navy rum]], 3 part Toechtauese syrup, 2 part Egg White, 1 part Saline-Glucose Solution
|A bracing sour with an interesting salty taste
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|-
![[File:Tich toch.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tich Toch}}Tich Toch
|75
|6 parts [[#Tiltaellen|Tiltaellen]], 2 parts [[#Toechtauese syrup|Toechtauese syrup]], 2 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A mix of Tiltällen, Töchtaüse Syrup, and vodka. It's not exactly to everyones' tastes.
|Disgusting
|-
![[File:Tiltaellen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tiltaellen}}Tiltaellen
|10
|8 parts Yoghurt, 1 parts Vinegar, 1 part Salt
|A lightly fermented yoghurt drink with salt and a light dash of vinegar. Has a distinct sour cheesy flavour.
|Disgusting
|-
![[File:Tropicalstorm.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tropical storm}}Tropical storm
|40
|2 part [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Curacao|curacao]], 4 parts [[#Triple citrus|triplecitrus]], 2 part Pineapple juice
|A taste of the Caribbean in one glass.
|
|}

== Juice Cartons ==
By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

===[[File:Vendcola.gif|64px]] Junk Drinks===
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If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest [[Robust Softdrinks|Robust Softdrinks -vending machine]].

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![[File:Space_Cola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|30u cola. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated. 
|-
![[File:Space_Mountain_Wind.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens [[Status_Effects#Sleep|sleep]], reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated. 
|-
![[File:Dr_Gibb.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated. 
|-
![[File:Star-kist.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Star-kist}}Star-kist
|Made up of 15u Cola and 15u [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
|-
![[File:Space-Up.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated. 
|-
![[File:Purple_can.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pwr Game}}Pwr Game
|The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated. 
|-
![[File:Lemon-Lime.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}{{anchor|Lemon Lime}}{{anchor|Orange Soda}}Lemon-Lime
|You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]].
|-
![[File:Canned_air.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Canned Air}}Canned air
|24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen. 
|-
![[File:Energy_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grey Bull}}Grey Bull
|Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks. 
|-
![[File:Monkey_energy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Monkey Energy}}Monkey Energy
|Unleash the ape! Works as fuel for the [[#Grill|grill]] and increases your speed if you're a monkey. Contains 50u. 
|-
![[File:Sol_dry.png|64px]]
!Sol Dry
|30u Sol Dry. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]]. 
|}

===[[File:Vendcoffee.gif|64px]] Hot Drinks===
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a [[Hot Drinks Machine|Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine]]. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering [[space]] is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

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![[File:Robust_Coffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Robust Coffee}}Robust Coffee
|Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}Duke Purple Tea
|An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dutch Hot Coco}}Dutch Hot Coco
|Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco heats you up if cold and has 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts [[#Milk|milk]] and 1 part cocoa heated to 320K. Alternatively mix 1 part [[#Chocolate_Milk|chocolate milk]] with 2 parts [[#Milk|milk]] and heat to 320K. 
|}

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