Редактирование: Обсуждение:Должности (раздел)

== Medical ==
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! scope="col" style="background-color:{{ColorPalette|Medical|Secondary}};" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:{{ColorPalette|Medical|Secondary}};" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:{{ColorPalette|Medical|Secondary}};" width=100|Сложность
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![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Главный врач]]
|<s>Gently</s> Loudly remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors. Complain when no one listens to you, then laugh when they die alone and afraid. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with <s>Chloral Hydrate</s> hard drugs. Feed Runtime mice from maintenance. Kick out the [[Clown]] every five minutes. Do everything because nobody else knows how wounds work.
!Высокая
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![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Врач]]
|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Do none of the above. Instead, nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate, inject people with chloral hydrate, and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery to give them a <s>sex change</s> lobotomy. Replace all the chemicals in the Cryo tubes with spray tan and fluorosulfuric acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals. Cry because the [[Clown]] has a broken bone and you don't understand how to fix it. Steal all your patients' money.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Средняя
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![[File:Paramedic_basic2.png|64px|link=Paramedic]]<br>[[Парамедик]]
|Attempt to rescue people from dangerous situations. Get mugged and/or killed by any of the 20 antagonists lurking in maintenance. "Accidentally" kill your patients with calomel and steal their gear. Replace the actual doctors when they don't know which end of the syringe goes in the body. Take full advantage of your departmental access for phat loot. Spend ten minutes playing inventory tetris with your belt and roller bed.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Низкая
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![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Химик]]
|Become a god of narcotics and stimulants. Set off your end of round "fun grenade" too early, killing everybody on the shuttle. Misname bottles and get lynched by the CMO after someone dies from your "Omnizine". Inject the clown with enough meth and mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo, while refusing to give the botanists anything. Scream for security when people break into your lab because you've done nothing but make narcotics all shift. Make literal carpet bombs to make the corridors slightly more classy. Take advantage of chem factories to build public thermite and lube dispensers. Occasionally produce a medicine.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Средняя
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![[File:Generic_coroner.png|64px|link=Coroner]]<br>[[Коронер]]
|Perform autopsies on the dead people to determine the reasons for their death. Have the entire crew lynch you after five minutes because you didn't do an autopsy and ground the techweb to a halt. Update Medical Records, and hope that somebody besides [[Detective]] will use those. Work with the [[Detective]] to <s>solve crimes</s> get drunk together. Die trying to stop the cook from stealing bodies for hamburgers. Don't notice the executed [[Traitor|Traitor's]] body getting stolen from your office. Scream at the top of your lungs when [[Changeling|one of the bodies stands up and starts slicing you with an arm blade]].
!'''Низкая'''
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